Thursday, February 25, 2010

Swizzle


Hah, last night I wrote a drunk post but was apparently too drunk to publish it!

You know the best way to feel completely horrible and ugly and fat?

Wet Look Leggings.

Buy them. Wear them. Never go out in them. When you want to eat cheese and fat and sugar, picture your ass and thighs in those damn leggings.


And if that doesn't work, walk around in them and listen to the swish sizzle sound of your legs as you walk. It's creepy and disgusting.

This has been a disordered tip brought to you by the mind of Savory Sweet.

End Transmission.

5 comments:

Violet said...

Great pictures, great tips :p

Isabella said...

Alexa Chung.
Those leggings are WHY I worship Alexa Chung.

:]

Ana's Girl said...

You're a genius, my dear! I've been turned off of food by just thinking how disgusting my thighs and ass might look in them.

throughraindrops said...

hah my goal for my legs is to look good in them leggings :)

haha you see some right disasters in them things though worse than that pic!

battleinmind said...

Wet look leggins= my own personal hell. I'm sure they are meant to taunt all regular sized women.

Love Battle xx

 
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