Sunday, July 12, 2009

Ferris Beuller

I think I lost a follower... or two. Whatever I did, I'm sorry. I thrive on others' approval. To those of you with me, thank you for continuing to read my ramblings and being patient with me in my recent hiatuses :) I try to keep up with all your blogs and comment as much as possible!

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In recent news. Paula Deen (the mother, not the celebrity chef) has some sort of stomach flu! She's locked up in her room all day. Hooray. I can finally practice my ED in some privacy, and not a moment too soon, as all this food she was making me eat was starting to make me go crazy and showing on the scale.

Nonetheless, I've left little food-wrapper-presents out for her to find later when she finally comes out of her bedroom, and I plan on leaving a few more things so I can properly fast but maintain her stupid rules of 1200calories (as if I'm not almost 23 years of age!).

I should feel sorry for my mother. But I don't. Mainly because I've made myself sick with laxatives so many times that I don't think the flu is a big deal anymore, and right now I wish I could purge my body of all the gross food she's forced me to eat so I'm a tad jealous that I don't have food poisoning or something along with her.

It's like Ferris Beuller's Day Off in this house, without all the excitement.

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I went out with my friend for a little bit of fresh air (and to sweat out some water weight in the 110degree heat) so I was able to convince said friend and my mother that I'd already had dinner with the other party. So devilish.

0cals for today. Beautiful.

The only food I'll allow near me is the "Mystery Pecan Pie" Candle sitting on my nightstand marketed by Paula Deen (the celebrity chef, not the mother).

Cheers,
Savory

7 comments:

Pasco said...

My followers are diminishing too, must be contagious. I'm in the panicky weight creeping up phase at the moment... Completely bollocks. Spending far too much time with my mother as well. She doesn't make me eat as such, but I have no capacity to control myself around her. My self-control is dependent on a very rigid external environment. I think I like excuses to eat, and being among company is an excuse, it's out of my control so it's not my fault. It's total crap. I'm making bullshit excuses for myself and it's making me eat. FUCK

Eliena said...

Wow awesome job utilizing the day of lowered watch. You make me want to be better at fasting. Keep up the good work.

xo
eliena

what if summer... said...

I don't think anyone knows my blog exists anymore. People used to read and leave comments, and now I have one comment total. Oh well, at least creepers aren't leaving weird shit on my posts.

Tri Thin said...

I've noticed a lot of people have deleted their blogs recently, maybe that's why.

It's like Ferris Beuller's Day Off in this house, without all the excitement. - hehe, :)

Enjoy the privacy while it lasts

Jaki said...

yay im glad you're back!

nadja said...

it always freaks me out too when i lose followers. but i'm happy to follow you! <3

Skinny Lady said...

What if the celebrity Paula D. were your real mother? Then you'd be even more fucked up.

 
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