Thursday, June 18, 2009

Hello There

  • I have not abandoned you!
  • TR (formerly known as BF) plus work, plus the little girl I've been hanging around with all day every day because her mom has brought her to work and that's become my new job apparently... have provided TOO many distractions for me to get on blogger. I apologize. But it's not a good excuse, because if I was really as obsessive as I was 2 months ago, I would make time, so I promise I will start doing that again.
  • So thanks to all the girls who came up with names for BF but I really got a chuckle out of Lulu's suggestion of "DWTR" (Dude With The Ring) and have just shortened it to "The Ring" or TR... I'm shallow ;)
  • New plan. I still have a bunch of grapefruit from when my mom took me to costco to buy produce in bulk (is there anything more amazing than being surrounded by safe foods?), so because I still have a bunch left and I want to stop eating gross stuff that will keep me fat, I'm on a grapefruit diet! How retro cliche, I know. But that's all I'm going to eat until it runs out, then I'm back on raw foods again. I'm super excited. You should be too. We're getting me back on track. Back to 115, and then down to 110.
  • Oh. I got high again, and had another crazy paranoid hallucination trip. I hated it so much I gave my friend's boyfriend the rest of an 1/8 I had just bought and a new bubbler pipe. I WASTE MONEY. This just shows me I should pretend to have a religious awakening so I have a new excuse for shunning drugs and alcohol. The later is empty calories and the former makes you eat things you don't even like.
Ok, off to be a glorified babysitter and construction worker for 9 hours. Promise to read a million blogs when I get home today!

6 comments:

Lulu said...

PHEW! glad you're back and ok...

Yay, i'm so glad you like my suggestion!

and grapefruit only! thats some old school shit right there, and i like it. You should wear scrunchies and listen to olivia newton john and do calisthenics too. maybe all at the same time?!
(i promise i'm not mocking, more power to you - we love solid plans we do!)xx

Kate said...

Hey there! I found your blog a couple months ago and then I disappeared. Hope its okay that I check on the progress you are making!
Congrats on the engagement.
I'm excited to see how the grapefruit thing goes.

Sarah. said...

hahaha i love Lulu's sense of humor ^^ that comment made me laugh.
enjoy the grapefruit diet - im telling you now, by the time you're finished, you'll hate hate hate grapefruit and never want to see one again haha. but it is an excellent diet!
Xxxxx

girl 500 said...

Grapefruit is awesome. old school is new school is whatver who cares. I would be with you but for this damned heartburn :( blah.

Thank you for your lovely comment on my blog, I commented back in the same section.

btw... how much does a newborn weigh?

Pasco said...

AHH! I havent read this post yet, but I'm absolutely horribly drunk and I just logged on, and I was about to tell Lulu she was my absolute favourite blogger, and then I thought "what about Savory, she's my absolute favourite too" and then I read your comment and I thought HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE 3 OF US ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER

and, well, the rest is history...

EvaPuedeVolar said...

Savory! I totally lurve you! I'm glad I made your day, your comment totally made mine! I feel the same way about you, it's great to know that it wasn't one sided.

Loving the grapefruit diet. I think the crazy stuff is what gets us back on track. Can't wait to see how it goes for you. But I'm totally with Lulu. Scrunchies are going to make it so much more effective.

<3

 
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